Anthony "Treach" Criss
HEAR YE, HEAR YE. THE UNICYCLE IS RE-BORN!!!! No longer will it be mockingly recognized as a mode of clown transportation. The Solowheel has ARRIVED!!!! For all the tree huggers, techie geeks and minimalists, a people-mover has been developed with YOU in mind. Additionally, what makes the Solowheel extra super-duper cool is that it allows the rider to perpetually achieve that "Spike Lee floating effect" (that alone is worth the asking price).
The Solowheel is completely battery operated and extremely easy to learn. It weighs only 20 lbs and conveniently folds up for effortless portability. An alternative name would have been the "Bat-O-Cycle" (yeah... that sounds cooler).
If you don't STAND for something, you'll fall for anything...
Oz
Mo'Betta & Oz a.k.a. The Sophistiques
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