"I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me."
Sir Winston Churchill
In 1943, a tree grew in Brooklyn. Since then, things have gotten far more interesting. Wine Cellar Sorbet is widely known their GLORIOUS!!! concoctions of wine based sorbet (simply take a stroll down the freezer aisle of your nearest Whole Foods Market). But there's more (...much more). The beautiful folks over in Brooklyn have produced alcoholic versions of their sorbet offerings (that's right... we're talking 5% by volume). It's a lot like the Family Guy or American Dad, a product that seems as if it's meant for kids but this is truly ADULT content!!!
This is the biggest thing since the Brooklyn Dodgers. But there's a catch. You CANNOT and WILL NOT find this is stores. You could be the Queen of England or the Sultan of Brunei (it'll do you NO good here). The only way you're gonna be able to put your paws on this is to venture to Greenpoint, an industrialized and unassuming area in Brooklyn. Wine Cellar Sorbet has created the great equalizer (you could have all the money in world and you would still have to come to BROOKLYN!!! to savor these delectable treats). To make this a bit more challenging, Saturday and Sunday between noon and 8pm is the ONLY!!! window of time you'll be allowed access.
If your in the New York City area and wish to experience, THE experience first hand, you'll find the Wine Cellar Sorbet factory @ 76 Kent St, Brooklyn, NY 11222. You can directions by calling (718) 383-8308.
Oz
Mo (Mo'Betta) & Oz (Young Euro) a.k.a. The Sophistiques
